102 Quirky Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Oct 21, 2026

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81 Did the bat get away? -No. I believe it's still in my bedroom. -Oh, good, I'll want to examine it.

Vincent Price as Dr. Malcolm Wells; Lenita Lane as Lizzie Allen in The Bat (1959)

82 So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. And there's probably something in your closet.

Quote from Despicable Me

83 I just remembered. I have a very important appointment ha ha... under my bed.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

84 Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

85 Before you call the repairman, turn on the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds. Because you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

86 How about some food? -I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I'm not really hungry. -Well, I'm starving.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

87 This tastes significantly better than sardines.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

88 They got great garbage!

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

89 If you see a lad with anything resembling mare's sweat, send him up to the green bedroom immediately.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

90 You know what it is? He's killing bugs with Kung Fu.

Quote from Disciple of Shaolin Master (1981)