Ralphie Parker Movie Quotes & Lines – 16 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 Now it was serious. A double-dog dare. What else was left but a triple dare you?

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

12 And there I am, with that dumb, round face and that stupid stocking cap.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

13 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

14 Don't bother me. I'm thinking.

Peter Billingsley in A Christmas Story (1983)

15 A bona fide garley turkicanus freak.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

16 A crummy commercial? Son of a _.

Peter Billingsley in A Christmas Story (1983)