Roddy Piper Movie Quotes & Lines – 11 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 So what is it you do? You here alone? Single? Married? Staying long? -Officer, please. I'm innocent.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler in Immortal Combat (1994)

2 That's when we put everybody under arrest. But most of them decided to go home. We tried to convince some of them to stay. As politely as possible, of course.

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

3 Hold it! That's way out of your jurisdiction. -There is no jurisdiction when it comes to a killer, Captain.

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

4 But I have a couple dozen questions I'd just love to ask you. -Indeed. If I'm ever back in your country, you can ask me hundreds.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Meg Foster as Quinn in Immortal Combat (1994)

5 Let me buy you a cup of coffee. -No, thanks. I'd rather buy you one. It's sort of a bribe to keep you from taking anything else of mine. Join me.

Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler; Roddy Piper as John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

6 Karen, this isn't the United States.

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

7 Look, I have reason to believe there's a brutal killer on this island.

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

8 You didn't do nothing stupid like getting yourself fired, did you? No. I'm a game show winner.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Sonny Chiba as Jiro J.J. Jintani in Immortal Combat (1994)

9 You know, JJ, one of these damn days I'm going to wake up and realize how stupid I am!

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

10 Well, it don't make me feel like ordering sushi, but I could use a shot of whiskey.

As John Keller in Immortal Combat (1994)

Roddy Piper Movie Quotes & Lines – 11 Classics (+ Audio)

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