Russell Johnson: 8 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Sep 16, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Russell Johnson, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Doesn't anybody wonder? -Everybody wonders. They just don't like to talk about it.

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

2 I'm no scientist. I'm a technician and a handyman.

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

3 Well, you remember that first big H-bomb test? The one that blew Elugelab Island right out of the ocean? -Who forgets that?

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

4 They were here, and a storm hit. Then they were gone. That's all anybody knows.

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

5 This supposed to be a ghost story? -No. No, I do not believe in ghosts.

Russell Johnson as Hank Chapman; Leslie Bradley as Dr. Karl Weigand in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

6 A tremendous amount of the radioactive fallout came this way. A great seething, burning cloud of it sank into this area, blanketing the island with hot ashes and radioactive seawater.

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

7 Where did you ever learn to fix all these things? -In the navy during the war. And I knocked around a lot in the radio and the TV repair business.

Pamela Duncan as Martha Hunter; Russell Johnson as Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

8 You getting through, Hank? -How should I know? I'm not on the other end of this thing. -Oh Hank, you must get through. -I know it. It's gone dead.

As Hank Chapman in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)