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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of some of the best sayings and quotes from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989 film) that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in .mp3 and .wav format.

Actors: Keanu Reeves (Ted "Theodore" Logan), Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston Esquire), George Carlin (Rufus)

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1 And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean. Even the dirt is clean.

— Rufus (George Carlin)

2 OK, George Washington. One: The father of our country. -Two: Born on President's Day. -Three: The dollar bill guy.

— Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves), Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

3 Therefore, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all of his own deepest anxieties about himself. And, hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.

4 Why be soft and flabby when you can be firm and trim, when you can have a body that cries out, look at me, admire me?

5 You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household pets.

— Rufus (George Carlin)

6 Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

7 Sixty-nine, dudes!

— Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves), Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

8 All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

— Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves)

9 But Bill... those are historical babes.

— Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves)

10 Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

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