I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
10 seconds sound clip from the Demolition Man movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Sir, I formally convey my presence.
- We're not used to physical-contact greetings.
- Look, I don't know if you guys know it but you're you're out of toilet paper.
- They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th.
- He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
- I can see how that'd be confusing.
[...]