I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

10 seconds sound clip from the Demolition Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sir, I formally convey my presence.

- How are you doing?

- We're not used to physical-contact greetings.

- Look, I don't know if you guys know it but you're you're out of toilet paper.

- Did you say toilet paper?

- They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th.

- I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

- He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

- I can see how that'd be confusing.

- I don't believe it.

- Is that you, Spartan?

- No. Zach? Zach Lamb?

- What happened to you?

[...]

Demolition Man Sound Clip

Demolition Man

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the Demolition Man movie that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Sylvester Stallone (John Spartan), Wesley Snipes (Simon Phoenix), Sandra Bullock (Lenina Huxley), Nigel Hawthorne (Raymond Cocteau), Benjamin Bratt (Alfredo Garcia), Denis Leary (Edgar Friendly), Bill Cobbs (Zachary Lamb),

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