- Santa Claus on Mars?
- Where will we get a Santa Claus?
- There's only one Santa Claus, and he's on Earth.
9 seconds sound clip from the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- They've never played. They've never learned to have fun. And now, now they are rebelling.
- We need a Santa Claus on Mars.
- Where will we get a Santa Claus?
- There's only one Santa Claus, and he's on Earth.
- Well, I guess that takes care of that.
- Didn't I tell you it was a foolish idea to seek advice from that old man?
- This is a serious matter. And desperate problems require desperate deeds.
- Earth has had Santa Claus long enough. We will bring him to Mars.
[...]
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Actors: GJohn Call (Santa Claus), Vincent Beck (Voldar), Leonard Hicks (Kimar)
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