Spaceballs Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the best quotes, famous one liners and sound fx from the movie Spaceballs (1987). All waveform sound bites are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Mel Brooks (Yogurt / President Skroob), John Candy (Barf), Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet), Bill Pullman (Lone Starr), Daphne Zuniga (Princess Vespa)

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1 Listen, we're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shitload of money.

— Lone Starr (Bill Pullman)

2 Pizza the Hutt!

— Barf (John Candy), Lone Starr (Bill Pullman)

3 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

— Yogurt / President Skroob (Mel Brooks)

4 I'm a Mawg: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

— Barf (John Candy)

5 Merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

— Yogurt / President Skroob (Mel Brooks)

6 So. At last we meet for the first time for the last time.

— Lone Starr (Bill Pullman)

7 Hey! I don't have to put up with this. I'm rich.

— Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga)

8 So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

— Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis)

9 Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

10 Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe as the... -The Force? -No. The Schwartz.

— Yogurt / President Skroob (Mel Brooks)

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