I'd ask you to sit down but you're not going to anyway.
7 seconds sound clip from the The Matrix movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:12:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Bingo.
- Not quite what you were expecting, right?
- Almost done. Smell good, don't they?
- Yeah.
- I'd ask you to sit down but you're not going to anyway.
- And don't worry about the vase.
- I said, don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
[...]