86 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 I have always valued my lifelessness.

Tik Tok From Return To Oz in Return to Oz

12 Why do they have to spoil Christmas by making us be in plays? -We're on, sir. Let's show them how.

Phillip Lucier as Peppermint Patty; Marcie From Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

13 I describe myself as the second greatest, and such I am.

Valentine Dyall as Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 What you got in there for brains? -Stuffing, actually.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 I'd have to be twice my size to even be small.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 I'm just too small to be around.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Sorry to disappoint you, but it's only me, donkey boy.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 But it's only skin-deep, for zim zabberim zim! I'm an ugly old creep!

Martha Wentworth as Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

19 I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done.

Jeff Garlin as Captain B. McCrea in WALL-E (2008)

20 You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself!

Bert Lahr as The Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz (1939)