84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

Last updated on: August 19, 2025

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Can't say I like my face, either.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

12 I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done.

Jeff Garlin as Captain B. McCrea in WALL-E (2008)

13 I describe myself as the second greatest, and such I am.

Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 What you got in there for brains? -Stuffing, actually.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 I'd have to be twice my size to even be small.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 I'm just too small to be around.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Sorry to disappoint you, but it's only me, donkey boy.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 But it's only skin-deep, for zim zabberim zim! I'm an ugly old creep!

Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

19 I'm a failure. Complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.

Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995)

20 You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself!

Bert Lahr as The Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz (1939)