84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 I know what you're thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And you are right.

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

22 I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don't have money.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

23 Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until... Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

24 No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for heaven's light.

Tom Hulce as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

25 I'm not a warrior. I'm a pig boy. What would I do with a sword? -Absolutely nothing!

Grant Bardsley as Taran Wanderer in The Black Cauldron

26 There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.

Karl Swenson as Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

27 I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done.

Jeff Garlin as Captain B. McCrea in WALL-E (2008)

28 In fact, I'm not all that smart. And I'm not what you'd call a creative type. Plus generally unskilled. Also scared and cowardly.

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

29 At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.

Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak in Space Jam

30 I don't know. Lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.

Sylvester Stallone as John Spartan in Demolition Man

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