84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 4

Last updated on: August 19, 2025

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 I'm not good for nothing, I'm not!

Peter Ustinov as Captain Blackbeard in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

32 I look like a nest and smell like a swamp. So when you find a fella who's decent, good with kids and has no sense of smell, call me.

Wanda Sykes as Stella in Over the Hedge

33 'Ugliest face in all Paris,' remember? I don't think I'm her type.

Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

34 That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain. Only straw.

Ray Bolger as Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

35 Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain!

Ray Bolger as Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

36 Stay back. Please. I'm a monster.

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

37 Master, I have been with you here for three years now but I'm learning nothing 'cause I'm such a fool.

Quote from Instant Kung Fu Man

38 What life? I got no life! I'm in the dark here! You understand? I'm in the dark!

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

39 Yes, that's exactly so. I'm a humbug. Oh.

Quote from The Wizard of Oz (1939)

40 And there I am, with that dumb, round face and that stupid stocking cap.

Jean Shepherd as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)