88 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: May 6, 2026

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 I neither want any thanks or merit any. It was nothing to do in the first place, and I don't know why I did it in the second.

Orson Welles as Sydney Carton, Doctor Manette; Sydney Carton in A Tale of Two Cities (1938)

42 Don't make no difference whether I does or whether I don't. I'm just a wore out old man what ain't no good to nobody.

James Baskett as Uncle Remus, Brer Fox; Uncle Remus in Song of the South (1946)

43 Get my good side. Oh, that's right, I don't have a good side.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

44 I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don't have money.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

45 Sorry about your face. -Don't worry about it, I was born with it.

Quote from The Goonies

46 Which by Krell standards classifies me as a low-grade moron.

Walter Pidgeon as Dr. Edward Morbius; Morbius in Forbidden Planet (1956)

47 I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

48 That's my specialty! -Since when? Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See?

Quote from How to Train Your Dragon

49 Look at me. I'm shaking. Some legend, huh? You must be pretty disappointed.

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in The Terminator

50 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

Spike Milligan as Eccles; Peter Sellers as Bluebottle; Spike Milligan in The Goon Show