84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

42 You look at me. My face is a melon, my tummy's a pumpkin.

Quote from Drunken Dragon

43 I know each one of you like I know my own smell.

Alfonso Arau as El Guapo in Three Amigos

44 I neither want any thanks or merit any. It was nothing to do in the first place, and I don't know why I did it in the second.

Orson Welles as Sydney Carton in A Tale of Two Cities (1938)

45 Don't make no difference whether I does or whether I don't. I'm just a wore out old man what ain't no good to nobody.

James Baskett as Uncle Remus in Song of the South (1946)

46 Get my good side. Oh, that's right, I don't have a good side.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

47 Sorry about your face. -Don't worry about it, I was born with it.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

48 Which by Krell standards classifies me as a low-grade moron.

Walter Pidgeon as Morbius in Forbidden Planet (1956)

49 I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

50 That's my specialty! -Since when? Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See?

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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