El Guapo: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by El Guapo, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I like these guys. They are funny guys. Just kill one of them.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

2 Many pinatas? -Oh, yes, many. -Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

3 I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and find out that, that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

4 I know each one of you like I know my own smell.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

5 El Guapo only kills men. He does not kill crying women.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

6 And you... -Jose! -Together, we... Burned the village! -Burned the village! -And, uh... -Raped the horses!

Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase), El Guapo (Alfonso Arau) in Three Amigos

7 Yoo-hoo! Where are you?

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

8 You will die like dogs. -No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions.

Lucky Day (Steve Martin), El Guapo (Alfonso Arau) in Three Amigos

9 You do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos

10 When do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? -Tonight, or I will kill her.

Alfonso Arau in Three Amigos