529 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 49

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

481 We're gonna be frozen like living statues. -Dead living statues.

Simon Callow as Mr. Grasshopper; David Thewlis as Mr. Earthworm in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

482 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

483 I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

Judd Hirsch as Julius Levinson in Independence Day (1996)

484 I'm really sorry about your brother, but he was like a mad dog running wild.

Ky-Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

485 Got me climbing like a _ing chimp.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

486 Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

487 See, your mind... it is like a gun! And you wanna load it up with little, itty-bitty bullets of knowledge.

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace

488 Captivated? You got a personality that sparkles like a hangnail. There's gotta be another reason.

Phil Harris in The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show

489 So, you see, we live like angels here, in a paradise of music. -How thrilling.

Vincent Price as Mr. Theodore Evans in Fugue in C Minor (Suspense)

490 I do have a little bit of excess skin, though. Bit of a problem here, yeah. And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember