Sir Smoke A Lot Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 His love life... I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, _!

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

2 He told me about his lawyer... He had sex with my mama! Why?

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

3 His spirituality... God, if you listening, help!

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

4 When life is hard I pick up that card with the smiley face. Call him over to my place.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked

5 His bad back... Doctor said I need a backeotomy.

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle) in Half Baked

6 I wanna talk to Samson.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked

7 Fly me to the moon like that _ Alice Kramden.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked

8 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked

9 Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked

10 Samson's _ is blessed, got the whole town on lockdown.

Dave Chappelle in Half Baked