20 Movie Quotes about Squirrels (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about squirrels, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Are you talking to that squirrel?

Eartha Kitt as Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove

2 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

Eartha Kitt as Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove

3 Squirrel!

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

4 If you are a squirrel, you're a very naughty one. You are also an unmitigated pompous _. And an expensive moron.

Quote from Champagne for Caesar

5 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! It's only a squirrel. -He's got something in his hand! Something in his hand!

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

6 This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

7 All right, what am I up against here? Possum, porcupine, skunk, squirrel, raccoon...

Thomas Haden Church as Dwayne Lafontant in Over the Hedge

8 But the wells and the streams, they'll be frozen over. There's no food. -Then store up nuts, like the squirrels.

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero in The Masque of the Red Death

9 Now, have you ever considered being a squirrel? -No, I don't suppose. -Well, now, there is a tiny creature with enormous problems.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

10 Well, I'm afraid you're stuck, lad. When a girl squirrel chooses a mate, it's for life.