14 Movie Quotes about Statistics (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: June 5, 2025

Memorable quotes about statistics, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Well, I certainly hope this little incident hasn't put you off flying, miss. Statistically speaking, of course, it's still the safest way to travel.

Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent Superman in Superman (1978)

2 Hey. Got yourself a real statistician there. Does he know anything about drivers? -We'll see.

Quote from Days of Thunder

3 Yes, I've worked out a few statistics of my own.

Quote from Goldfinger

4 Let's get out of this stinking weather before we're statistics.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

5 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday. Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

6 We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

John C. McGinley in Office Space

7 You know, you ought to take a look at the statistics on suicide sometime. You might learn a little something about the insurance business.

Edward G. Robinson as Barton Keyes in Double Indemnity

8 Statistics show that there are more women in the world than anything else. Except insects.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

9 We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.

Quote from Friday the 13th (1980)

10 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber