Statler And Waldorf: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Oct 26, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Statler And Waldorf, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls 1:00!

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 Look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig. -Yeah, it looks like they're in love. -Yeah. -Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

3 Woo-woo! Hey, lovey-dovey! Hubba-hubba!

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

4 We were always heckling you. -It's good to be heckling again!

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

5 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

6 Land ho! Beachfront property! Retirement estates! Bikinis!

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

7 Take a cruise, you said. Huh? See the world, you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship. -Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

8 Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog. -Well, it was too late to save the movie.

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

9 Well, I like the movie fine so far. -It hasn't started yet. -That's what I like about it.

Quote from The Muppet Movie (1979)

10 Well, how do you like the film? -I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this.

Quote from The Muppet Movie (1979)