Statler And Waldorf Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Statler And Waldorf, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

2 Land ho! Beachfront property! Retirement estates! Bikinis!

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

3 Take a cruise, you said. Huh? See the world, you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship. -Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

4 Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog. -Well, it was too late to save the movie.

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

5 Look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig. -Yeah, it looks like they're in love. -Yeah. -Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

6 Woo-woo! Hey, lovey-dovey! Hubba-hubba!

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)