- Take a cruise, you said. Huh? See the world, you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
- Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

— Statler And Waldorf

15 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:22:24.477 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, here's the dock. Jim, where's our boat?

- We're on a dock? No wonder I'm seasick.

- Ahoy!

- Ah, morning, Squire.

- Welcome. Welcome.

- Ah, there she is. The Hispaniola.

- Come on, let's go!

- Yeah, let's go.

- Take a cruise, you said. Huh? See the world, you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

- Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

- Well, Mr. Bimbo, the ship is provisioned, the crew is in place, and the Captain should be on board within the hour.

- You have been a busy little man.

- Ugh. Look, there goes Jim.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Ooh! Ooh, look! It's the boat steering thing.

- This is called the helm.

- Ah.

[...]