Boy, have I got some crazy stories to tell you.
5 seconds sound clip from the Flash Gordon (1980) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:12:42 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- What?
- Time remaining before the moon crashes on Earth.
- I'd say very roughly 14 hours, 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
- Oh, God. We haven't even found... Flash!
- Oh, it's so crazy. Last time I saw you, I prayed it was a dream. This time I'm praying it's not.
- Me, too.
- Boy, have I got some crazy stories to tell you.
- Enough!
- Would you leave us alone? I just got engaged.
[...]