80 Movie Quotes about Television (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Oct 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about television, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 By the way, You might want to put on a bathing suit. Because you'll be channel surfing in no time.

Jim Carrey as Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

32 The few possess much, while the masses possess little but their television sets.

Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

33 There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

34 There are no TVs in the dining room. -This house sucks.

Mike Judge as Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

35 Where you learn how to use a gun, anyway? -Cartoons and hood movies.

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace

36 Good-day. Good-day. Once more we interrupt your regularly scheduled program.

Cesar Romero as The Joker in Batman (1966)

37 Hey, how come Alice found out about such a thing as television? I thought you kept her in the dark on things like that.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

38 It's Christmas in heaven. There's great films on The Sound of Music twice an hour, and Jaws I, II and III.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

39 The show has generated enormous revenues, now equivalent to the gross national product of a small country. -People forget it takes the population of an entire country to keep the show running.

Ed Harris as Christof in The Truman Show

40 The sponsors are threatening to rip up their contracts. -Why? We're getting higher ratings with this graphic than we've ever had on this show.

Ed Harris as Christof in The Truman Show

80 Movie Quotes about Television (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

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