Alfred The Butler Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

Alfred Pennyworth in the 1993 film Mask Of The Phantasm

Explore the wise and loyal quotes of Alfred Pennyworth, the trusted butler and confidant to Bruce Wayne in the Batman universe, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Holy interruptions. Who has time for afternoon tea at a time like this? -Wellington did. Even at Waterloo.

Robin (Burt Ward), Alfred The Butler (Alan Napier) in Batman (1966)

2 Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I always feared you would become that which you fought against.

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

3 Thanks, Alfred. Don't know what we'd do without you. -Frankly, sir, neither do I.

Robin, Alfred The Butler in Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero

4 Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir, I think Master _ may have put his finger on it.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

5 One does not laugh good, sir. One laughs well.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

6 Excuse me for interrupting, sir. But it's the Batphone. -Oh, boy!

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

7 You see, I specialize in Genealogy. -Ghosts? -Family trees.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

8 So now he's just as pro-crime as formerly he was anti? -Exactly.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

9 I'll get you some milk and cookies, Master _.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

10 If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, Master _, the mountain must come to Muhammad.

Alan Napier in Batman (1966)

Alfred The Butler Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

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