Alan Napier: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Alan Napier, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Holy interruptions. Who has time for afternoon tea at a time like this? -Wellington did. Even at Waterloo.

2 No one may leave the island. -But you must have observed that my wife is an invalid.

Boris Karloff as General Pherides; Alan Napier in Isle of the Dead (1945)

3 Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir, I think Master _ may have put his finger on it.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

4 One does not laugh good, sir. One laughs well.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

5 Excuse me for interrupting, sir. But it's the Batphone. -Oh, boy!

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

6 You see, I specialize in Genealogy. -Ghosts? -Family trees.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

7 I'll get you some milk and cookies, Master _.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

8 If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, Master _, the mountain must come to Muhammad.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

9 If I maybe allowed, sir.... Roger!

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

10 Oh, but surely, sir, you'll take some nourishment. It's not conducive to good health to fight the forces of evil without proper supplies.

As Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)