59 Movie Quotes about Texas with Audio

Updated: Jun 3, 2026

Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You know truckin' Coors beer east of Texas is bootleggin'.

Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

2 Look at that. -Yeah, what about it? -It's a five-pointed star. -Maybe the owners are from Texas.

Quote from An American Werewolf in London

3 In Texas, the bottom line is who you know and what they owe you. That's how I do my job. It's how you got your job.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

4 That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas.

Thomas Haden Church as Dwayne Lafontant in Over the Hedge

5 Oh, look. What is that? -A Texan.

Sadie Frost as Lucy Westenra; Winona Ryder as Mina Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

6 Holy dogshit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

7 Big old Texas Ranger waves his gun at us and we just welcome him like he was one of our own.

Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker in Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

8 Oh. We got a sayin' down in Texas, ma'am, about countin' your chickens before they're hatched.

John Wayne as Bob Seton in Dark Command (1940)

9 Where the hell are we? -New York City. -No, I don't think so. Try the other side. -OK. Oh! Texaco!

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

10 In Texas, only Texans can rob banks!

Eli Wallach as Calvera in The Magnificent Seven (1960)