The Brave Little Toaster Movie Quotes & Lines – 23 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Mar 4, 2026

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11 Hey, read the instructions. You're not supposed to open it until after it's popped. -We aren't gonna eat it. We're gonna fly on it.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

12 There's nothing out there. -Not unless you call a big, black massive nothing something.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

13 You don't have to be bigger to be better. -Yes, I know that now. I recently learned that from somebody very small.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

14 Quick. Into my crumb tray.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

15 How do you know how to do that? -Monkey see, monkey do. -I knew he was going to say that.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

16 Am I online? -I don't think so.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

17 How long have you been down here? -Four trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, four hundred fifty million, eight hundred fifty-two thousand, three hundred twelve nanoseconds. Ever since that awful day when when when transistors were invented.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

18 A game? What sort of a game? -What are the rules? -There's only one rule. You can't stop till the house is clean.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

19 If a dog can do it, we can do it. -But a dog has legs.

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

20 You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody come along who's really strong. -And loud. -And grumpy. -And oblivious to reality. -Well?

Deanna Oliver in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)