Tia Carrere Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Tia Carrere, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Did you catch fire again? -Nah, just the stage.

Nani Pelekai (Tia Carrere), David Kawena (Jason Scott Lee) in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

2 I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

3 Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me. -No, it's not!

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 We're looking for something that can defend itself... Something that won't die... Something sturdy, you know? -Like a lobster.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

5 Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

6 Oh, your head looks swollen. -Actually, she's just ugly.

Jumba Jookiba (David Ogden Stiers), Nani Pelekai (Tia Carrere) in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

7 It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

8 Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. I knew it.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 Unfortunately, ancient Persia sits 20 feet under the sand of Iran, Iraq and Syria, not the most popular places lately.

As Juno Skinner in True Lies

10 So... Lemonade?

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)