Tia Carrere: 17 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Tia Carrere, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Did you catch fire again? -Nah, just the stage.

2 I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

3 Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me. -No, it's not!

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 We're looking for something that can defend itself... Something that won't die... Something sturdy, you know? -Like a lobster.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

5 Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

6 Oh, your head looks swollen. -Actually, she's just ugly.

Jumba Jookiba, Nani Pelekai (Tia Carrere) in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

7 Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender, push puree, then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker!

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

8 It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. I knew it.

As Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

10 Unfortunately, ancient Persia sits 20 feet under the sand of Iran, Iraq and Syria, not the most popular places lately.

As Juno Skinner in True Lies