Tim Curry Movie Quotes & Lines – 106 Classics (+ Audio) - page 7

Updated: May 21, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Tim Curry, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

61 Smart as paint you are, lad. Smart as paint.

As Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

62 Leaky lifeboats? -Oh, a common occurrence, sir. A little-used piece of equipment falls into disrepair and becomes, shall we say... -Unsafe?

Long John Silver (Tim Curry), Sam Eagle (Frank Oz) in Muppet Treasure Island

63 This one seems seaworthy. -Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

Sam Eagle (Frank Oz), Long John Silver (Tim Curry) in Muppet Treasure Island

64 It's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter. -Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

As Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

65 On occasion there may be someone you have to execute, but when you're a professional pirate, you don't have to wear a suit. What?

As Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

66 Oh, the red hot gates of hell are creeping open!

As Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

67 Satan is heating his pokers for you, you blasphemous heathens!

As Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

68 Clichés usually contain some element of truth.

As Herkermer Homolka in Congo (1995)

69 In my life, I have heard many a bizarre story, many a bizarre story containing bizarre truth.

As Herkermer Homolka in Congo (1995)

70 Don't I know you? -Perhaps. I travel a great deal.

Tim Curry as Herkermer Homolka; Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly in Congo (1995)