Timothy Van Patten Movie Quotes & Lines – 48 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 1, 2025

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1 I don't think a shuriken has much protection against an M-16. -Don't be so sure.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

2 Old ninjas never die. -Just spend a lot of time in intensive care.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

3 What's this thing? -Geiger counter. Records anything radioactive. -Why is it jumping all over me? -I don't know. What do you got in your pockets?

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

4 This is how I usually leave a bar. (Glass breaking)

As Max Keller in The Master (1984)

5 Having met a ninja in a bar, it's a lot of fun.

As Max Keller in The Master (1984)

6 Bring all of your energy to one point and you'll be unbeatable. -Does he know that?

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

7 What? What, you don't think I got emotions? -Too many of them!

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

8 Your ki. -Here, right? -The center of your being. Inner strength. -What about getting the outer strength smacked out of you? -That's something you should also be concerned about.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

9 You have more tenacity than I expected. And speed, and courage. -Thanks. Didn't do me a damn bit of good.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

10 How are you going to get up there? -I'll walk up. -The stairs? -The building. -Sorry I asked.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

Timothy Van Patten Movie Quotes & Lines – 48 Classics (+ Audio)

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