23 Movie Quotes about Tobacco (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Dec 31, 2025

Memorable quotes about tobacco, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 From now on, when I fight you, I'll use one hand. When the day comes that you can knock the tobacco pouch from my hand, you are ready.

Quote from Challenge of the Masters

3 Tobacco jar, be a bowl of violets.

Alec Guinness in The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

4 Join me in a chaw of tobacco? -No, sir. I don't chaw and I don't play cards.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles; Ben Johnson as Sergeant Tyree in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

5 I know the quality of the tobacco in it because I happen to own the plantation where it was grown, and I know therefore that when I light it, it will burn smoothly and pleasantly. I know above everything else that it will never explode in my face.

Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

6 From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco. No one's going to pay for it. I'm giving it up.

Jack Albertson as Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

7 You ever been to bed with a Syrian who chewed tobacco? Well, if anybody ever asks you, you can tell 'em there's no future in it.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

8 Take that tobacco jar on the table, for instance. What I want to know is whether what I'm going to do with it is a miracle or not.

Alec Guinness in The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

9 Chawing tobacco is a nasty habit. It's been known to turn a man's stomach. -I'll take a chaw if you please, sir.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

10 Well, before I ever make any real important decisions, I always take a good healthy shot of tobacco. Here.

Sterling Hayden as Tex McCloud in Flaming Feather (1952)

23 Movie Quotes about Tobacco (+ Sound Clips)

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