22 Movie Quotes about Tourists with Audio

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1 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

Quote from Jurassic Park

2 Huh! Tourists!

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

4 You mean the warming pan is fake, too? -That's tourist junk.

Quote from Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

5 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

6 Some tourist complaining about a bear. Take care of the matter, will you, Joe?

Don Messick as Boo Boo Bear, Ranger Smith; Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear

7 Hey, senor. This bar is not for American tourists.

Quote from The A-Team

8 Hey, I'm a rich tourist today. How about driving me home in style?

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

9 Golly. What's the matter with those two? Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

10 Well, don't act like a cop. Act like a tourist or something. Don't be so obvious.

Quote from Rush Hour (1998)