22 Movie Quotes about Tourists (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about tourists, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

Quote from Jurassic Park

2 Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

3 Huh! Tourists!

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 You mean the warming pan is fake, too? -That's tourist junk.

Quote from Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

5 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

6 Hey, senor. This bar is not for American tourists.

Quote from The A-Team

7 Some tourist complaining about a bear. Take care of the matter, will you, Joe?

Don Messick as Boo Boo Bear, Ranger Smith; Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear

8 Hey, I'm a rich tourist today. How about driving me home in style?

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

9 Golly. What's the matter with those two? Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

10 Got to bring back the tourists that'll put all your businesses on a paying basis.

Quote from Jaws