- A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
- You don't say? What happened to you on the way to the theater?
7 seconds sound clip from Snagglepuss - Remember Your Lions (S1E17).
You can hear this line at 00:04:29.628 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.
Quote context
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- Exit, bowin' hastily, stage right. Farewell. Partin' is such a pleasure.
- Now hold still while I adjust the sights.
- A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a... Yikes!
- By Jove, I've got the range this time. Now, wait right there while I reload.
- This guy must think I got time to waste, to kill even.
- A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
- You don't say? What happened to you on the way to the theater?
- A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee.
- Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee?
- Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.
- By Gadfrey, I get it, and now by Joe Miller, you're going to get it.
- Heavens to Murgatroyd! He must be the fastest gun alive.
- Stop! For the sake of show business. Stop and get shot!
[...]