Ha! If I were judge, no criminal the law would smudge.
5 seconds sound clip from Snagglepuss - Legal Eagle Lion (S2E4).
You can hear this line at 00:01:38.302 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.
Quote context
[...]
- But hold, beneath my sleepin' pad a pair of boots belonging to a sneakin' cad.
- Don't shoot. I'm the circuit judge.
- What are you doin' under a bed? Shouldn't you be on a bench?
- Yes, judging Fowler Means, the bank bandit. But I can't.
- On account of, it can get mighty dangerous out there dispensing justice.
- Ha! If I were judge, no criminal the law would smudge.
- Why not? You could take my place and split the fee.
- I would deem it an honor to be a your honor.
- I hereby pronounce you a deputy circuit judge.
- I do!
- As your lawyer, Fowler, I can safely say they can't hold ya without a judge.
- Well, get me out fast. I'm way behind in my hold-up schedule.
[...]
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