Why, if you wasn't a lady, I'd...
1 seconds sound clip from Snagglepuss - Legal Eagle Lion (S2E4).
You can hear this line at 00:04:00.749 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.
Quote context
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- I am Zelda Scrubbinbrush, cleaning lady at the bank. I saw the whole thing.
- There's the man who held up the bank. Fowler Means.
- Why, if you wasn't a lady, I'd...
- It just so happens that my nephew Wild Bill Hickory Stick is in town. I'll go fetch him.
- Only the fastest draw in the west or east even!
- Fowler Means, I hear you been plum unpolite to my Aunt Zelda, true?
- True, and I'll bet she makes terrible apple pandowdy. So draw!
- Can't draw on that. Most obnoxious apple pandowdy in the west!
- Then draw on this. Your Aunt Zelda wears army shoes!
- Can't draw, she's got the biggest feet ever to stomp the prairie.
- Then your Aunt Zelda's nephew is a low-down sneakin', yellow dog of a polecat. Draw!
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