Quotes with Sound Clips from The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) Quotes with Sound Clips

Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

1 Hi, old buddy. Any luck? -Yeah. But it's all bad. -Well, keep trying, pal. -Likewise.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

2 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

3 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

4 Maybe I should've been a doctor. Then I could prescribe myself a pill.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

5 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

6 I know it's a hot day, but did you have to take off all your feathers?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

7 I'd like to give up and go home. But my stomach keeps saying, Hang in there, kid.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

8 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

9 Now, all you little kiddies under 12 years of age better run out and grab a snack until all this violence is over.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

10 Now, how can I find the needle without a haystack?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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