The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

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11 Say now, this is what I call a beautiful morning. I think I'll take a nice little jog around the neighborhood.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

12 So who's a dog? -You're a dog. -Who ever saw a dog with a long nose like this? -You're a schnauzer.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

13 Well, Honolulu is about 2000 miles from here. But with him on my tail, I ought to make it in 15 minutes. Down, boy, down. Take it easy!

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

14 Who said I was a computer? I'm an automatic pop-up toaster, and I'll prove it.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

15 With a mouth as small as mine, the only choice I've got is spaghetti. And I hate spaghetti.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

16 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

17 Boy, an anteater can bust up a party faster than a skunk in an air-conditioner.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

18 But I tell you, fellows, it's the truth. I am a dog. I'm a funny-looking dog. Listen. Woof. Woof. You hear that? I'm one of you. I'm a dog. I am.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

19 Good morning, Baloney... A baloney out for a walk. And I'm saying good morning to a baloney.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

20 Hey, Chicken, if your feet hurt, fly. You got wings. Use them. Here, I'll show you. First thing is you've gotta get off the ground.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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