You know, you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm semi-retired.

4 seconds sound clip from The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) - The Ant and the Aardvark (S1E1).

You can hear this line at 00:01:14.349 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

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[...]

- Oh, what's that over there? It looks like a picnic. I love picnics. You know, my mother used to take me on picnics.

- I think I'd better get over there before the other ants in the neighborhood get the idea and take all the goodies.

- Hey, now, that's good food. They don't fool around when they go on a picnic. These are good people.

- Hey, Ant. What's the matter? You lost, pal?

- I wanna talk to you for a minute.

- As a matter of fact, I wanna talk to you about your future.

- You know, you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm semi-retired.

- You know, it takes 200000 ants just to make a decent sandwich and I'm having trouble with just one. And the day is half over.

- Hey, you know, speaking of day half over, I gotta get this pie back to my little pad before it spoils.

- Okay, you asked for it. You try to talk nice to a guy and he turns his back on you. So here goes.

- Coconut cream pie. You know how I know it's coconut? Because it's got a coconut in it. And it hurts.

- All right, Ant. You better say uncle.

[...]

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Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

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