The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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111 And thus were created the conditions, for a staggering new form of industry: Custom-made, luxury planet building.
112 And we will be restoring normality as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway. Thank you.
113 But you did see the notice, didn't you? -Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying, 'Beware of the leopard!'
114 But, did you tell them what we discovered? -What? Norway. -Slartibartfast's signature on the glacier.
115 By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?
116 Can you imagine what a world would be like descended from those cretins over there? -Imagine? We don't have to. We've seen it. -Oh, but honestly! -We've seen it, there's no escape.
117 Either you all give yourselves up, and let us beat you up a little, though not too much, because we are firmly opposed to needless violence, or we blow up this entire planet! And one or two others that we noticed on the way over.
118 Going to the match this afternoon, sir? -No, no point. -Foregone conclusion, then, eh? Arsenal without a chance? -No, it's just the world's about to end. -Oh, yes, sir, so you said. Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did! -No, not really.
119 Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors.
120 Here's what the Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars, and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
 
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