The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 5

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Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

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41 Some hospital. The hospitality around here could make a person sick.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

42 That's a giant leap for an ant, but one small step for an aardvark... Or was it one small step for an ant, but a giant leap for an aardvark?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

43 There. If I say so myself, I do set out a very appetizing picnic. Now all I got to do is wait for the food to arrive.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

44 This time I'll give him a good smack. Then I'll have a snack.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

45 Hey, you're an aardvark. -Right. -You like ants? -I like ants. -You eat ants? -I eat ants. -Not anymore, you don't. Stay away from them ants.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

46 And I'm so hungry that while I'm talking to you, my stomach's talking to me.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

47 Being an aardvark isn't easy. To exist, he needs a pound of ants a day. That's a lot of ants.
48 Hermanaptorus Entaphobius? And all the time I thought I was eating ants.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

49 Hey, Ant, you're looking at an anteater who hasn't eaten an ant for a long time.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

50 I hate you, Instant Hole.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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