37 Movie Quotes about Uncles with Audio – Page 3

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21 You know, I used to practice on my uncle's still. Damn, I'd drink his whiskey better than anybody around.

Carl Weathers as George Washington Lincoln Brown in Death Hunt

22 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes!

Stan Laurel as Stan in Utopia (1951)

23 Wasn't there another gorilla in a Rolls-Royce? -Yes, probably a rich uncle.

Quote from The Pink Panther (1963)

24 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

25 Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.

Robert Stack as Agent Flemming in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

26 Don't call me Uncle. I ain't your uncle.

John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in The Searchers (1956)

27 Why was your uncle microwaving your socks? -He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.

Quote from Uncle Buck (1989)

28 Yes, as a matter of fact the aardvark is an uncle eater. But he only eats the uncles of the ants.

Ronald Colman as Beauregard Bottomley in Champagne for Caesar

29 Yuck, you! How did you come into money? -An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

30 Uncle Willie! Where are you going? -Back to bed, unless you'll give me your oath you'll speak in a civilized tone of voice.

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)