20 Movie Quotes about Vanity with AudioUpdated: Aug 11, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Lastly, do not punish yourself for your feelings of vanity. Simply learn to control them. It is an affliction common to all, even on Krypton. Marlon Brando as Jor-El in Superman (1978) 2 I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law. People don't buy a car, they buy me. Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance: well-oiled hair, clean shaved, snappy suit. Danny DeVito as Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996) 3 Were it not for vanity, why at this very moment I could embrace you in my arms... my son. Marlon Brando as Jor-El in Superman (1978) 4 Amida Buddha, all is vanity and emptiness. All is illusion. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 5 And look at this: he's throwing another I'm the richest man in the universe party. Quote from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 6 This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. Hugo Weaving as V in V for Vendetta 7 A woman so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside? Kevin Spacey as John Doe in Se7en (1995) 8 If his body was as big as his ego he'd be king-size. Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961) 9 My dressing room has not been sprayed with eau de cologne as I ordered. Quote from Snagglepuss (1961) 10 I know you're egocentric. It's your defining characteristic. Andie MacDowell as Rita Hanson in Groundhog Day Page 1 of 2 1 2 ► >>