23 Movie Quotes about Waiters (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about waiters, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Waiter. Waiter!

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

2 Waiter, let's get another round over here.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 Oh, and waiter? We asked for light cola. This stuff weighs a ton!

Eddie Deezen as Snipes in Rock-a-Doodle

4 Hey, that waiter's a rat.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

5 Here. Let me pour you some more champagne. I gotta keep up the waiter bit.

Bill Paxton as Simon in True Lies

6 Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup!

Dave Foley as Flik in A Bug's Life

7 I can't remember the last time I asked a waiter to give my compliments to the chef. And now I find myself in the extraordinary position of having my waiter be the chef.

Peter O'Toole as Anton Ego in Ratatouille

8 Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay? When we need the dumb waiter, we'll ring the bell.

Dirk Benedict as Faceman in The A-Team

9 Huh! Waiter? Who are you calling waiter? You call me, master!

Quote from Secret Shaolin Kung Fu

10 One day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy and bring peace and contentment, everywhere you go.' So I became a waiter.

Eric Idle in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

23 Movie Quotes about Waiters (+ Sound Clips)

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