25 Movie Quotes about Waiters with AudioUpdated: Mar 31, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Waiter. Waiter! Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 2 Oh, and waiter? We asked for light cola. This stuff weighs a ton! Eddie Deezen as Snipes in Rock-a-Doodle 3 Hey, that waiter's a rat. Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 4 Waiter, let's get another round over here. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 5 Here. Let me pour you some more champagne. I gotta keep up the waiter bit. Bill Paxton as Simon in True Lies 6 Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup! Quote from A Bug's Life 7 I can't remember the last time I asked a waiter to give my compliments to the chef. And now I find myself in the extraordinary position of having my waiter be the chef. Peter O’Toole as Anton Ego in Ratatouille 8 Master, I don't understand. It's all too complicated for me. I'm going back to my old job as a waiter, hm. Hm! Quote from The Shaolin Heroes (1980) 9 Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle right down here in front of me, hmm? Here, save yourself quite a number of trips. Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) 10 Hey, Pete, what happened to those rats you had here? -Oh, a customer complained. They say they no like rats for waiters. But is okay. I make them cook. Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>