25 Movie Quotes about Waiters with Audio – Page 2Updated: Mar 31, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 Look, I ordered coffee. We've been here a long _in' time. She's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. Steve Buscemi as Mister Pink in Reservoir Dogs (1992) 12 Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle right down here in front of me, hmm? Here, save yourself quite a number of trips. Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) 13 Animal! How many times have I told you, you always gotta pour from the left? Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953) 14 Hey, Pete, what happened to those rats you had here? -Oh, a customer complained. They say they no like rats for waiters. But is okay. I make them cook. Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 15 Waiter! There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them. Look away! Just look away! And keep your eyes that way! Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk 16 Hey, waiter. Bring me volume three of the wine list. Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 17 One day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy and bring peace and contentment, everywhere you go.' So I became a waiter. Eric Idle in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 18 Huh! Waiter? Who are you calling waiter? You call me, master! Quote from Secret Shaolin Kung Fu 19 Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay? When we need the dumb waiter, we'll ring the bell. Dirk Benedict as Faceman in The A-Team 20 Waiter! Tell me, where's the morgue? Where do they keep the bodies? Quote from Kung Fu Zombie Page 2 of 3 << ◄ 1 2 3 ► >>