Dirk Benedict: 54 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Dirk Benedict, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Promised. He promised me. Oh, well, what's a Yankee's promise worth anyway? -Nothin'.

As Faceman in The A-Team

2 Hey, Face. What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts? -Gee, I don't know. Half slips? -Garter belts?

3 He's waking up. Then he's gonna bust these straps and feed us our shoes.

As Faceman in The A-Team

4 Who's the 200-pound cockroach?

As Faceman in The A-Team

5 It's an ambush. And they've got enough firepower to destroy the entire fleet.

As Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

6 I like working for the church now and then. Insurance against Judgement Day.

As Faceman in The A-Team

7 Oh, shut up, Sue Ellen! Just shut your damn yap!

As Faceman in The A-Team

8 I'm a Taurus. How do you know that? -The, uh, dialect.

As Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

9 I tell you! We may as well live for today. We might not have many left.

As Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

10 Nuttier than an almond bar.

As Faceman in The A-Team