Faceman: 34 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

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1 He's waking up. Then he's gonna bust these straps and feed us our shoes.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

2 Promised. He promised me. Oh, well, what's a Yankee's promise worth anyway? -Nothin'.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

3 Who's the 200-pound cockroach?

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

4 Hey, Face. What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts? -Gee, I don't know. Half slips? -Garter belts?

Col. John Hannibal Smith (George Peppard), Faceman (Dirk Benedict) in The A-Team

5 You know, I've always been kind of fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed... I mean, they don't... -Ah, but sometimes they do.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

6 You're such a sweet soul. So innocent and pretty. Just like... Mary Ann.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

7 You read the printout on us. We were a combat team in 'Nam.' We're weapons and tactics experts. We enjoy a challenge.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

8 Wanna put some money on that? Twenty dollars says he can do it. Cro-Magnon there can hold the money for us.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

9 We've been through some tough ones before, kid. North of Da Nang, 50 clicks from the D.M.Z., we all got taken by Charlie. But we made our opportunities. We got loose.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team

10 That's why you gotta, right now, accept death. It, uh, calms you.

Dirk Benedict in The A-Team