Walter Matthau: 66 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

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31 Hey, would you gentleman like to have some instant coffee? -We'd like to have an instant decision.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

32 Coffee? At a time like this? You wouldn't have any champagne on ice?

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

33 So you'll be walking to the bank with a slight limp. Big deal!

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

34 Now, when it comes to investing, the big trick is diversification. You put a little money into uranium stocks, a few oil wells in Montana, some real estate in downtown Phoenix.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

35 You know something? We're gonna miss you around here, because you're a real good neighbor. Quiet, discreet, unobtrusive. And yet always keeping a watchful eye on us.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

36 Trouble is, there's not much you can do with a hanging. Now, if we had the electric chair in this state, that's something you can really sink your teeth into.

As Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

37 What the hell are you dressed up for? You're not covering a polo match, you're covering a hanging.

As Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

38 Last words? You want some last words? I'll give you some last words. I quit. -A guy about to be hung? No. He wouldn't say that.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns; Jack Lemmon as Hildy Johnson in The Front Page (1974)

39 Now don't get panicky. He's not really a criminal, he's just sick.

As Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

40 Marry an undertaker, marry a blackjack dealer, marry a pickpocket, but never marry a newspaperman. -That's why I'm making him quit.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns; Susan Sarandon as Peggy Grant in The Front Page (1974)