Walter Matthau: 66 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 6

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51 Circulation? That's the last thing we want. Now why don't we just get back into bed?

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

52 What the hell took you so long, a slow boat from China? We got a hungry man here.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

53 Ow! What if I get an infection from this? -So we sue the hospital for using dirty needles.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

54 Those Chinese. What do they know?

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

55 A born loser. You want to know why you lost your wife? Because you've got no character, no guts. I'm surprised it didn't show up in the X-rays.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

56 Hey, Nureyev, you're gonna wear out your batteries. Now, cut it out! You're not a well man.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

57 Anything we want to feed into those mikes, they'll swallow. -Like what?

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

58 83000 matches... I hope it doesn't rain.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

59 Can I come in for a minute? -You mean, through the door? I thought you only came in through the window or through the heating system.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

60 I was just doing my job. Nothing personal. -Of course not, but sometimes even the best bloodhound barks up the wrong tree.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich; Cliff Osmond in The Fortune Cookie (1966)