When he gets here, he'll make like it's a big surprise.
5 seconds sound clip from the Battle Circus (1953) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:22:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- If you were a little more military, you'd be running one of these outfits yourself.
- I don't want to run anything, colonel, or anybody at any time.
- First he'll look around like there's no place to sit.
- When he gets here, he'll make like it's a big surprise.
- Not me.
- Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
- Well...
- Me, too.
- Oh, just a minute. Are you handling the Korean refugees?
[...]