Dr. Strangelove Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the best quotes and sound fx from the Dr. Strangelove (1964) movie soundboard. All the audio clips are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove), George C. Scott (General Buck Turgidson), Sterling Hayden (General Jack D. Ripper), Slim Pickens (Major T. J. "King" Kong)

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1 Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol?

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

2 Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

3 And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

4 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

— Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers)

5 I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

6 I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

7 The enemy may come individually or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

8 Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

9 Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat.

— General Buck Turgidson (George C. Scott)

10 But today... war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training nor the inclination for strategic thought.

— General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

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