I'll apply for a medical discharge. I'll tell them that I impersonated an officer because I went off my rocker in the jungle.
7 seconds sound clip from the The Bridge on the River Kwai movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:26:15.304 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Anyway, that's the whole story. And the point of it is that you can't use me.
- You want an officer for your team. An American commander named Shears, and he doesn't exist.
- Once that happens, I've got it made.
- Made!
- I'm getting worse, you know. Sometimes I think I'm Admiral Halsey.
- Well, it's quite a clever plan.
- It's not only clever, it's foolproof.
- This is your photograph, isn't it?
- Well, it took a bit of doing because naturally your people couldn't identify you at first.
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